Why is it so damn cold? Especially in Chicago lololol

Maybe God is trying to get the global warming idiots to STFU.

My New Years Resolutions

1) Abs. Definitely abs.

2) learning how to bake XD contradiction to abs notwithstanding.

3) Finish learning Arabic

4) look into being vegetarian WHILE Having full protein complement for weightlifters.

5) get a better job than what I have now

6) piano and guitar

7) meditating more often

8) learning how to mix drinks =D

9) rant against liberalism more often I've dropped the ball not gonna do it again

10) I want a fucking ipad -.-''''''''''''''''''

Christmas Message From SJ

This Christmas, I would like to remind everyone that our rights come from God. The constitution does not grant rights, the constitution protects them. The right to bear arms comes from God. The right to free speech freedom of religion freedom of assembly freedom of everything else, comes from God.

New York City and every other liberal district violates both federal law and God's law by taking the guns away thereby making society safe for the criminals and unsafe for the regular people.

By the way, in Sodom it was also safe for criminals and unsafe for regular people.

In New York City, gay marriage and pot smoking is accepted. In Sodom they definitely had gay marriage and drugs.

Heaven says that God will abolish gay marriage himself if he has to. He has done it before. God actually means what he says when he calls something an abomination. Don't confuse yourselves.

Public Letter To A&E Networks

Fuck you faggots.

Here are the things you sodomites like to shove up your asses:

- broomsticks
- kitchen spachlers
- flagpoles
- rope
- power tools
- lawn mowers
- hoses
- the heads of dogs and cats
- samurai swords
- hydrogen peroxide pumps
- aids

Now let me put forward a question.

Does any of this shit naturally belong up a man's ass? No? Well, of course not. Neither does a man's dick.

Got it fags?