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Saturday, July 4, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Common Sense
The state of California should cut their fackin spending already. IOUs? O.o Come on, this is ridiculous.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Orthodox Guidelines For Summer
1) No talking to girls no looking at girls. Guys must wear blindfolds girls must wear paper bags on their heads and shave off ALL of their hair.
2) One must spend seven hours a day learning and one hour a day doing sports. Water must be glatt kosher using only the latest in kosher inspection technology. Being bored while learning the same stuff over and over again is a very very serious avayrah because it's Toyrah.
3) Men must wear the heaviest suits and biggest fedoras that they can find. As many layers of clothing as possible, and 100 pairs of tzitzis. Same to women with regard to skirts. The Gemarah in mesechta Breachos says, "Praiseworthy is he who makes himself suffer for no fackin reason in the name of God." Also, no shorts allowed.
2) One must spend seven hours a day learning and one hour a day doing sports. Water must be glatt kosher using only the latest in kosher inspection technology. Being bored while learning the same stuff over and over again is a very very serious avayrah because it's Toyrah.
3) Men must wear the heaviest suits and biggest fedoras that they can find. As many layers of clothing as possible, and 100 pairs of tzitzis. Same to women with regard to skirts. The Gemarah in mesechta Breachos says, "Praiseworthy is he who makes himself suffer for no fackin reason in the name of God." Also, no shorts allowed.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Terrible Behavior In The Name of God
The haredim have once again, rioted on Shabbat, to "preserve" its "sanctity."
40 haredim were arrested out of thousands of rioting jewish-talibans, and I'm not gonna hold my breath for condemnations from modern orthodox and old school orthodox leaders.
Failed Messiah has the story - http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2009/06/thousands-of-haredim-riot-123.html
How much do you wanna bet that the ultraorthodox culture in Israel don't allow for normal socially acceptable releases of aggression (sports, video games, etc) so they resort to rioting?
40 haredim were arrested out of thousands of rioting jewish-talibans, and I'm not gonna hold my breath for condemnations from modern orthodox and old school orthodox leaders.
Failed Messiah has the story - http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2009/06/thousands-of-haredim-riot-123.html
How much do you wanna bet that the ultraorthodox culture in Israel don't allow for normal socially acceptable releases of aggression (sports, video games, etc) so they resort to rioting?
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Day of Rest
Nothing so profound today.
Check out this touching tribute to the Enterprise-D. A commenter on the YouTube page wrote rest in peace Enterprise-D. I say Amen.
Check out this touching tribute to the Enterprise-D. A commenter on the YouTube page wrote rest in peace Enterprise-D. I say Amen.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Some Questions
How do we know that the Torah was the same for everyone before the invention of the printing press? Maybe there's some archaeology out there that I'm not aware of ...
How do we know that the rules in the Torah aren't man made chumrahs like present day kasharut shabbat etc?
Where in the Torah does it say that followers are rewarded for practicing chumrahs? Or in another way, how do we know that followers are rewarded for practicing chumrahs, from the Tanach?
Why is it that followers are not allowed to test God? Doesn't that sound a little too convenient for the clergy to say?
How do we know that the rules in the Torah aren't man made chumrahs like present day kasharut shabbat etc?
Where in the Torah does it say that followers are rewarded for practicing chumrahs? Or in another way, how do we know that followers are rewarded for practicing chumrahs, from the Tanach?
Why is it that followers are not allowed to test God? Doesn't that sound a little too convenient for the clergy to say?
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