Friday, December 20, 2013

Public Letter To A&E Networks

Fuck you faggots.

Here are the things you sodomites like to shove up your asses:

- broomsticks
- kitchen spachlers
- flagpoles
- rope
- power tools
- lawn mowers
- hoses
- the heads of dogs and cats
- samurai swords
- hydrogen peroxide pumps
- aids

Now let me put forward a question.

Does any of this shit naturally belong up a man's ass? No? Well, of course not. Neither does a man's dick.

Got it fags?

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