5 Reasons To Be An Orthodox Jew

1) There's nothing insane about having 2 kitchens in the same house for one family. 2) Wearing your winter clothes in the summer is a great way to relieve the body of fluid and lose weight. 3) You need to wash the vegetables in soap to kill the buggies. 4) The internet is from Satan. 5) You hate to shave your fuzz face.