JP has convinced the Atheist Rabbi to become straight, and orthodox.
JP has given "Atheist Rabbi" something called Kick In The Balls Therapy which works by making gays hold their balls in pain after a couple of good kicks and making them realize they need to get laid by women in order to heal up.
Now, "Atheist Rabbi" is officially straight.
Next, JP hit "Atheist Rabbi" with some of his philosophy and even made him into an orthodox rabbi! This is how atheist rabbi looks now:
Good work, JP!