Monday, May 2, 2011

Now Obama Thinks That He Is Tough Shit Because Osama Is Kaput

Is Al Quaeda gone? No.

Is Islamic Fundamentalism no longer a threat? No.

Is Iran still planning their nuclear holocausts? Yes.

Is North Korea still being the loudmouth punks of East Asia? Yes.

Does Russia still have nukes that are unaccounted for? Yes.

Is inflation of food and gasoline going up? Yes.

Is the national debt still a major problem for the country? Yes.

Did Obama fix the unemployment problem? No.


Anonymous said...

You need to give Obama time fix all the problems that Rethuglicans created over their decade of war-mongering and anti-Americanism. It's so funny. The GOP barely thinks of you enough to hate and dismiss you, yet you crave to curl up in their lap like a mangy dog.

Rock on, my brutha. Rock on. The world is a little better today.

Peaceful Solution said...

As joyous as the death of Osama bin Laden is, and truly this is a joyful day, it is admittedly a minor event at this point in time.

First of all, I had no idea that North Korea is in Southeast Asia! When did that happen? Perhaps they moved their country off the Korean Peninsula and attached it to Indochina. (Or are they an island west of the Philippines?) I guess you learn something new everyday...

Anyways, back to the topic at hand. Osama bin Laden is dead, and joy to the world on that note, but he was a sick, dying old man. Osama bin Laden was not the root of the problem, nor is Al Quaeda the root of the problem, nor is Islamic fundamentalism or indeed Islam itself. The root of the problem is the Arabs themselves. Only a depraved mind would invent and promote something as deranged as Islam. Really, without Arabs Islam would be a crocodile without teeth.

Frankly, if the Israeli government paid Palestinian men to undergo vasectomies and Palestinian women to undergo tubal ligations, such an investment would pay off in terms of savings on future Israeli military expenditures.

Say what you want about Obama, but were Bush's Mid East policies any better? It doesn't matter who was president: Obama, Bush II, Clinton, Bush I, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, LBJ, JFK, Eisenhower, or Truman. Our policy was always the same:

(1) Preserve the status quo on the Arabian Peninsula (jazirat-al-arab) itself. Keep whatever reactionary monarchs and inbred aristocrats or noblemen in power as long as we get to suck out their oil.
(2) Fuck around with the remaining Arab states in Northern Africa and the Levant, either installing a brutal dictator, or giving them "democracy" which devolves into an Islamist state. This cycle repeats, as liberal democracy fails to take root.

The problem is that the Arabs are a bunch of fanatical, feeble-minded, primitive, violent barbarians incapable of any modern notion of civilization. And unfortunately, these stupid, aggressive, superstitious, backward savages sit on a disproportionately large share of the world's oil supply.

What we should have done decades ago: (1) form a large conglomeration of multinational corporations, mostly in the petroleum industry; (2) dismantle the existing Arab regimes; (3) grant the entire territory of the Arab states to this massive oil cartel; (4) set up corporate states to act as provisional governments. These corporate provisional governments would be funded mostly through oil revenue.

Essentially this would result in precisely the same status quo as presently exists on the Arabian Peninsula, only over the entire Arab world, but instead of backwards Islamist feudal regimes, foreign investors and corporate officers would govern in place of the "oil sheiks." Arabs employed to drill every last drop of oil from their countries would fare better under such a scenario than they do under their own corrupt amoral leaders!

Ksil said...


If he doesnt catch osama, he is sucks and is soft. If he catches the mutha and blows his brains out and dumps his body in the ocean, he sucks, because....iran wants a nuclear reactor.


Anonymous said...

Four more years!

Garnel Ironheart said...

I still think Obama's been dead for years and your government was just waiting for the right time to pretend like they'd just kill him for the PR value.
His death changes nothing. Al Qaeda is way bigger than him.

SJ said...

>> you need to give Obama time fix all the problems that Rethuglicans created over their decade of war-mongering and anti-Americanism. It's so funny. The GOP barely thinks of you enough to hate and dismiss you, yet you crave to curl up in their lap like a mangy dog.

You just hate republicans. And 4 years is enough time for a president to try to fix things. That's why we have ELECTIONS.

You clearly wouldn't take the "give him some more time" line coming from a Republican.

>> they'd just kill him [OSAMAAAA] for the PR value.

Right. B. Hussein Obama is scared shitless of Donald Trump so Obama needs a way to act tough.

Anonymous said...

"You just hate republicans."

I do not. Jesus would hate them, though, as they hate the poor, the meek, and the non-White.

SJ said...

Bush gave a ton of money to fight AIDS in Africa because he hates the poor, the meek, and the non-white. Makes perfect sense.

Anonymous said...

Bush is an outlier. His GOP predecessors did all they could to resist acknowledging AIDS at all.

In general, today's Republicans and teabaggers are as bigoted a bunch as can be imagined. The Breitbarts, Palins, and Bachmanns are unquestionably despicable human beings who will be happy to sell you to the highest bidder among their wealthy friends.

SJ said...

You're crazy.

Anonymous said...

You truly are an asshole

SJ said...

And you truly are crazy.