How To Argue Like A Liberal

Take 1.

Conservative: Obama has radical ties to his pastor Jeremiah Wright who says "God damn America" and means it.

Liberal: How is dare you paint Obama as radical!!!! Waaaaaah racist!!!!!!!Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!


Take 2.

Conservative: Obama's wife pretty much admitted that she didn't like the USA until Obama got elected when she said it's the first time she's proud of her country.

Liberal: How is dare you paint Obama and his wife as reverse racists because his wife said something that isn't anything!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaah!!!!! RACIST!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Take 3.

Conservative: Sonya Sotomayor is racist for implying that white people can't be empathetic.

Liberal: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!! RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BIASED!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT REAL NEWS!!!!!!!! WAAAAAH!!!!!! RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!


Take 4.

Conservative: Obama is a communist for taking over banks and car companies.

Liberal: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah how is dare you paint Obama as communist!!!! Look how Obama f##ked over * cough * I meant "privatized" the space program! WAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU'RE NOT REAL NEWS!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Take 5.

Conservative: Obama failed to fix the economy.

Liberal: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE IS ONLY IN FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!!! IT IS TOO EARLY TO BLAME OBAMA FOR ANYTHING!!!!! IT WILL ALWAYS BE TOO EARLY TO BLAME OBAMA FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!! IT IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Take 6.

Conservative: The federal government needs to enforce immigration law.

Liberal: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RACIST RACIST RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT MEXICO TREATS THEIR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FROM THE REST OF SOUTH AMERICA LIKE TOTAL RODENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!