Hillel and Shammai

Hillel and Shammai had an argument. Shammai said, "colors should be banned because colors could get men to want to look at girls and that is assur. We should all be wearing night vision goggles." Hillel said, "infrared goggles are fine." Shammai said, "Naaa, you would still be able to see if the girl is hot." Hillel said, "We settle for monochrome suits?" "Fine," Shammi answered. Hillel and Shammai had an argument. Shammai said "Everyone must wear ten pairs of tzitzit now." Hillel said that one's enough. Shammai and his followers went nuts screaming and arguing. In protest, Hillel took off his shirt and started dancing on the table. Thus said Rashi, "Loosen da fack up."