See, the primary means of sex in a gay relationship is up the ass, so from now on I am going to call gays who are married Anal Sex Marriage instead of the liberal term Same Sex Marriage.
Also in the case with lesbians, there isn't really transmission of fluids in lesbian sex so it's not really sex it's just two girls feeling eachother up. They are larping as a sexual relationship. (LARPing means Live Action Role Playing.) Lesbian "marriages" I am going to call LARP Sex Marriage.
Now, is Anal Sex Marriage and LARP Sex Marriage really the SAME thing as normal sex marriage? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no! Is Anal Sex Marriage and LARP Sex Marriage EQUAL with Real Sex Marriage? No way in hell.