1) No talking to girls no looking at girls. Guys must wear blindfolds girls must wear paper bags on their heads and shave off ALL of their hair.
2) One must spend seven hours a day learning and one hour a day doing sports. Water must be glatt kosher using only the latest in kosher inspection technology. Being bored while learning the same stuff over and over again is a very very serious avayrah because it's Toyrah.
3) Men must wear the heaviest suits and biggest fedoras that they can find. As many layers of clothing as possible, and 100 pairs of tzitzis. Same to women with regard to skirts. The Gemarah in mesechta Breachos says, "Praiseworthy is he who makes himself suffer for no fackin reason in the name of God." Also, no shorts allowed.