Wednesday, July 29, 2009

On Garnel

Once Garnel was stopped by the police for speeding, and the police asked to see his ID, so Garnel showed the inside flap of his coat and it had pinned to it like 100 ID cards with different names on it. XD

Garnel the charedi.

Garnel the modern orthodox.

Garnel the atheist.

Garnel the McDonalds lover.

Garnel the male hooker.

Garnel and Jewish Philosopher.

Garnel the ........... fill in the blank.

In the comments section put down your ideas on IDs for Garnel. XD

Garnel (garnelironheart.blogspot.com) is a religious blogger who keeps getting accused of making commments with multiple usernames to make it look like lots of people agree with him.

11 comments:

The Leader, Garnel Ironheart said...

Garnel the intelligent idealist and prosaic writer!

The Leader, Garnel Ironheart said...

Garnel the great smasher of evil and fighter of injustice everywhere!

The Leader, Garnel Ironheart said...

Garnel the smashingly dressed and elegantly debonnaire!

SJ said...

Garnel and Jewish Philosopher.

Off the Derech said...

Great post, SJ.

How about Garnel the meshugane? Or Garnel the Evil Bastard.

SJ said...

Garnel and Jewish Philosopher. XD simeltov and mazeltov and simeltov and mazeltov. XD

The Leader, Garnel Ironheart said...

Garnel the magnificently malevolent!

Anyway, in order:

1) I'm not PeterY or Gillian

2) I didn't start that Peaceinourholyland blog although I think they have a neat idea.

3) Even OTD's so-called friends are starting to mock him over his obsession with me.

4) Every time he attacks me my hit count goes up. Isn't that counterproductive?

5) I didn't ruin OTD's life. He did it to himself and, in classic frummie style, couldn't figure out how to blame himself so it landed on me.

6) Have an easy fast.

Off the Derech said...

>3) Even OTD's so-called friends are starting to mock him over his obsession with me.

At least I have friends, unlike a certain frum blogger, whose name starts with a 'g.'

>4) Every time he attacks me my hit count goes up.

I couldn't give a rat's ass.

Enjoy your fast.

Garnel Ironheart said...

Garnel the omnipresent!

Off the Derech said...

Garnel the asshole!

!!!

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SJ said...

Ayatollah Garnel. XD