Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Some Definitions

God = Unprovable.

Rabbi = Specialist in the unprovable.

Creation = Pre-Scientific Method theory.

Seinhedrin = Court with standard of evidence that the Torah itself probably don't even have to meet.

Rosh Yeshiva = Nutcase control freak.
* When I call myself the rosh yeshiva, it's a joke because I am secular and I satirically present myself as a religious principal of a religious school.

Kosher Supervisor = Pain in the ass.

Shomer Negiah = Taliban shit.

Shabbat = Rest day no fun allowed.

Oral Law = Total bullshit.


jewish philosopher said...

Secular Jew = crack head whoremonger

SJ said...

wow jp that's soooo philosophical of you. XD

jewish philosopher said...

The female of atheist species are however crackwhores.


SJ said...

Hey JP if you wanna say that the behavior of one atheist is representative of the whole, would you like to get into a discussion about the Unorthodox Jew blog?

As an aside JP, I have to give you credit where credit is due - you, and Garnel for that matter does allow for free and open debate on your blogs unlike OTD's Haven not Heaven blog where I got kicked from for disagreeing with gay marriage and committing the terrible atrocity of calling a gay guy the word "homo," as if he has never called someone a single name in his life. -.-

Garnel Ironheart said...

I can't speak for JP (don't want to either, come to think of it) but one of my beliefs is that if you're going to dish it out, you have to be ready to take it.