God = Unprovable.
Rabbi = Specialist in the unprovable.
Creation = Pre-Scientific Method theory.
Seinhedrin = Court with standard of evidence that the Torah itself probably don't even have to meet.
Rosh Yeshiva = Nutcase control freak.
* When I call myself the rosh yeshiva, it's a joke because I am secular and I satirically present myself as a religious principal of a religious school.
Kosher Supervisor = Pain in the ass.
Shomer Negiah = Taliban shit.
Shabbat = Rest day no fun allowed.
Oral Law = Total bullshit.