Why I'm Cooler Than Garnel

I'm a Rosh Yeshiva and Garnel isn't. XD

On Garnel

Once Garnel was stopped by the police for speeding, and the police asked to see his ID, so Garnel showed the inside flap of his coat and it had pinned to it like 100 ID cards with different names on it. XD

Garnel the charedi.

Garnel the modern orthodox.

Garnel the atheist.

Garnel the McDonalds lover.

Garnel the male hooker.

Garnel and Jewish Philosopher.

Garnel the ........... fill in the blank.

In the comments section put down your ideas on IDs for Garnel. XD

Garnel (garnelironheart.blogspot.com) is a religious blogger who keeps getting accused of making commments with multiple usernames to make it look like lots of people agree with him.

Happy Tisha B'av

I ate a McDonalds cheeseburger in honor of the end of animal sacrifices and being closer to modernity.

This is cool- http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090729/sc_livescience/scientistsclaimnewstateofmattercreated. Scientists seem to have discovered a new state of matter.

On Garnel

Garnel (garnelironheart.blogspot.com) is an idiot. It is not the orthodox jews who are failing it is the torah that is failing. When there's viable alternatives to an ultrastrict ultrahypocritical society, normal people are gonna run run run from the ultrastrict ultrahypocritical society.

Orthodox Judaism is ahistorical antiscientific xenophobic overlystrict hypocritical nonsense.

The Torah is a thing of the past.

VOTE

Make sure you vote that orthodox judaism is toooooooo strict.


Because it is!!!!

On Orthodox Rioting

SJ SAYS NO TO SOTOMAYOR

Sotomayor as far as i'm concerned is a racist. WTF? A wise latina woman can make better decisions than a white male? Evil white males can't possibly be empathetic because they're white? This is bull shit, and Sotomayor is a racist for sayin her wise latina comment.

Also, about the fire fighter case the law is equal protection, period. The law does NOT say, equal protection except for when you want to make up for stuff from 200 years ago. Judges are supposed to rule on the written law and their own feelings are not written law.

Shabbat is Stupid

Indeed. Like, This is shabbat: Ok everyone rest day! Don't do anything you want!!!

Shabbat is more like detention than like a rest day.

Subway

I had a philly cheesesteak at Subway today. OMG it was an awesome sandwich. Borouch atah adanoi eluhaino melech haoilum shelo asani yehudi ortodoksi.

Outrage

The orthodox have no more self-control argument on why people should follow their way of life.

Not to mention rioting in Israel whenever they do not get what they want, which is a display of not having self control and of lawlessness, now there is this: http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2009/07/haredim-attack-female-reporter-432.html This of course isn't the first time orthodox assaults in Israel on women have been in the news.

Happy Independence Day

Awesome video

Common Sense

The state of California should cut their fackin spending already. IOUs? O.o Come on, this is ridiculous.

Orthodox Guidelines For Summer

1) No talking to girls no looking at girls. Guys must wear blindfolds girls must wear paper bags on their heads and shave off ALL of their hair.

2) One must spend seven hours a day learning and one hour a day doing sports. Water must be glatt kosher using only the latest in kosher inspection technology. Being bored while learning the same stuff over and over again is a very very serious avayrah because it's Toyrah.

3) Men must wear the heaviest suits and biggest fedoras that they can find. As many layers of clothing as possible, and 100 pairs of tzitzis. Same to women with regard to skirts. The Gemarah in mesechta Breachos says, "Praiseworthy is he who makes himself suffer for no fackin reason in the name of God." Also, no shorts allowed.